gherkind:

Parents: *talking*
Me: #listen later #reference

earthdad:

messing up on the first line of ur favorite song

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drawing-5sos:

Don’t get excited if 5sos are filming a music video for a song that includes girls and ‘bad’ teenage stuff and certainly don’t expect a music video to describe what the lyrics are saying because Don’t stop was about them getting a hard one watching a girl dancing and we got a music video of four superheros where one got beat up by an old lady and the other was running after a cat.

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

sympathypaynes:

myinnersherlock:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

Did the guy have a drink? because if he was drunk then what did he expect?

maybe if he hadn’t acted like such a murder victim it wouldnt have happened

sympathypaynes:

myinnersherlock:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

Did the guy have a drink? because if he was drunk then what did he expect?

maybe if he hadn’t acted like such a murder victim it wouldnt have happened

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

Anónimo asked:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

It’s a good life, Hazel Grace.”

“It’s not over yet, you know.”

filthyaesthetic:

tbt to when i met this babe

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich wh*re! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

  1. me: (thinks something mean)
  2. me: dont be fucking rude